You Are All Equally Worthless Classic T-Shirt
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- 100% Cotton: Soft and breathable, perfect for everyday wear
- Pre-shrunk Jersey Knit: Stays true to size wash after wash
- Open-End Yarn: Creates a casual, vintage look
- Tubular Construction: Ensures a comfortable, consistent fit
- Taped Neck and Shoulders: Provides durability and prevents stretching
- Double Seam at Sleeves and Bottom Hem: Adds strength and a clean finish
- Tear-Away Tag: For itch-free comfort
- This product gets made after you order it
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Channel your inner existentialist with our ironic yet comfy classic: the "You Are All Equally Worthless" T-shirt.
This 100% cotton unisex tee features a message that's both timeless and timely for a truly structured look. The fabric drapes nicely, maintaining sharp lines around the edges, making it perfect for layering with streetwear. And hey, nihilism is extra trendy right now! Wear yours with confidence and enjoy the beautiful emptiness of existence...in perfect comfort.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| SKU | 669E50B52F1DC |
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